| a story i am working on Akatsuki & Naruto belond to Masashi Kishimoto |


New Life, Power, Love 5Kohan slowly turned to face the tank. The egg that she was studing yesterday was cracked at the top. Slowly a little pink nose poked out and the noise was heard.New Life, Power, Love 5
She as quickly as she could emptied the tank. Deidara heard the empting of the tank and got out of the living room and went to see what was going on. He seen Kohan and looked at the tank.
"What are you doing, Kohan um?"
Kohan looked at Deidara and said "the eggs are hatching..."
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When Pein came bac from his mission, the hut was silent. "Hello anyone here?" &nbs


New Life, Power, Love 4When they returned to the hut that they finally got to relax. Mostly everyone was careful with the treasure.New Life, Power, Love 4
Tobi came in tipping from side to side holding the egg. He trips and the egg flys out of his arms. Everyone gasped and Zetzu caught the egg and every let a sigh of releif.
"Be more careful, Tobi." Zetzu said glaring at him. Tobi cowars in fear.
Zetzu puts the egg close to the others and turns to Pein."What are we going to do about the eggs? How are we going to hatch them?"
Pein Looks at th eggs and replied "since we dont have a egg heater we have to try an old way."
"Wh


New Life, Power, Love 3It was midday in the snow country and the Akatsuki was just arriving to the nearest town befor heading up Mt Ora. They deside to spend another day resting befor taking the long hike up the moutian.New Life, Power, Love 3
"Its s-so f-fucking cold..." Hidan said as his teeth chattered.
"Didnt u bring heavier clothes like i told you too?" Kakuzu asked.
"Yeah, i did..." Hidan started searching through his bag for his clothes.
Pein looked at the moutian and studied the size. "it will probly take us a couple of days to get up to the top, but thats were i think they are hidden."All member nodded and tey walked tord the


100 Ways To Piss Off AkatsukiHere's 100 ways to piss off the Akatsuki! I wanted to call it 100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Akatsuki, but the name was too long...oh well. Hope you enjoy!100 Ways To Piss Off Akatsuki
WARNING: I DID THIS 'CAUSE I WAS BORED! ALL FLAMES WILL BE USED TO TOAST S'MORES!! :3
100 Ways To Piss Off The Akatsuki  


50 Ways to Piss Off Kakuzu1. Call him Zuzu or Kazu50 Ways to Piss Off Kakuzu
2. Tell him hes almost as much of a cold-hearted bastard as Pein or Madara
3. Tell him he seriously needs some moisturizer
4. Ask if you can borrow one of his hearts
5. Dye his stitches pink
6. Ask whats wrong with his eyes
7. When the faces come out of his back, make a face and say Ew, his pimples burst!
8. Ask why he can throw up string and if thats really useful
9. Accuse him of being the one to start the nail polish trend
10. Cut out one of his tentacles
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50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame1. Take him to the aquarium50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame
2. Say you saw his mother there
3. Eat sushi in front of him. Loudly and voiolently.
4. Get sick, cough on him until he catches a cold
5. Feed him shark fin soup *while he's too sick to smell it*
6. Tell him Itachi's leaving him for Tobi
7. Ask if he and Itachi wear matching nailpolish because they're lovers
8. Show him KisaIta
9. Ask if he's REALLY seme
10. Say his sword looks like a giant tampon
11. Ask what the POINT is of wrapping up his blade
12. Ask if his sword is so


50 ways to piss off Sasori1. Refer to him as your "sex puppet"50 ways to piss off Sasori
2. Suggest that Deidara calling him "master" might not be as innocent as everyone thinks
3. Show him fanfiction
4. Record his reaction
5. Flick him constantly
6. If he asks you to stop, tell him he shouldn't care since he can't feel it anyway
7. Tell him his parents finally came home to Suna right after he left
8. Point out that all the red heads in Naruto are screwed
9. Laugh at him for being beat up by an old hag and a sixteen year old
10. Ask if he kept his "vital organs" when he turned h
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Vampires Rule and Bleach Rocks!!
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Vampires Rule and Bleach Rocks!!
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